Off Topic Tea warning

I feel duty bound to warn you all of the evils of tea. Tea is more dangerous than beer so please avoid drinking it.

I discovered this last night to my cost. I went out with a few mates last night and consumed 14 large bottles of Chang beer. I arrived home around 03:00 am to find my wife had been drinking copious amounts of tea. You should have seen how violent she had become on this evil drink.

I was peaceful after a good night out but she flew into a rage from hell. She shouted abuse all night at me which lasted into this morning.

So please make sure if you boys venture out for a beer please make sure you remove all the tea from your house beforehand.

 

Bury her in the jungle.

 

Remove the wife

Keep the Tea

 

No it’s not, A cup of tea is nice.

 

Milk 2 sugars?

 

3 sugars for me.

 

You should cut down.

 

Yeah I know.

 

No thank you. I don't take sugar, but thanks for asking.

 

Have you taken your mate's kettle back yet?

 

Brilliant

 

That has to be your new name.

 

It was (or something similar) at one point.

 

Chang, you ****ing peasant.