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Does Size Matter?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I only ask because I have been told by quite a few women that my tool is too big for their box. It is a curse to have such a large tool as it is hard to form a lasting relationship as I hurt them too much during coitus and they don't want to sleep with me again.
     
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  2. Zico

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    Average Walloper size is 5.5" apparently.

    All women are different, some are tight, some are like clowns pockets.

    You have to find a burd with a fanny like a clowns pocket/open window/bucket etc...

    Good luck <ok>
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    I can guarantee that when she mentioned 'big tool' she was talking about the whole you, not just your maggot.

    <ok>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    And cue Tina.
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    my tool is bigger

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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno if size matters. I'll have a think about it, make enquiries etc, if/when a wummin complains about my knob size.
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    are you sure your not just **** in bed and they pretend you have a big dick which hurts them to spare your feelings?
     
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  8. They're lying to you, captain.

    Every woman LOVES it to hurt a little bit <ok>
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    get a burd with a bigger box, so go for someone who has had at least 5 children <ok>
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    **** you.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shouldn't you enquire about his size first?
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    It is definately the size thing as I know myself that I find it hard to get johnnies big enough. Sometimes I have to resort to using a Pringle tube <ok>
     
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  13. All women are liars - FACT

    Nearly every guy I know thinks they have a record-breaking whalloper.

    Is that self-delusion?

    Nope, it's cos birds tell you it's the biggest they've ever seen cos they know that saying "ooh, is that it?" will result in them not getting pumped/not getting as rough a pump.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    If you insist dear but make it quick I have more important things to do.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    Seen pics. Nowt special.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    This is the age-old problem with shagging minors.
     
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  17. Sam Axe

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    Ah the wizard's sleeve women. They are the only ones who never complain <ok>
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    <laugh>@dear<grr>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Which flavour?
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    You've never had a woman that was free of a foot pump.

    FACT.
     
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