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O/T Central heating wars-Time to get prepared

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    have a duvet each.
     
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    here's a tip. don't visit people who have cats in may or september. when it gets to may and the sun finally shows itself, all the flea eggs in the carpets and soft furnishings are warmed up and start hatching. when it gets to september and the heating goes on, same thing. the flea nippers are ravenously hungry and if you're one of these people with the kind of blood that flying nasties love to drink, you're in for being bitten.
     
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  3. Amin Yapusi

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    If they treated their cats properly there wouldn't be a problem.
     
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  4. dennisboothstash

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    And a house each?...
     
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  5. dennisboothstash

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    Or alternatively...don’t visit mucky bastards?

    We had cats for 19 years, up to 4 at a time, so we would have had 38 goes at having fleas in the house, but failed miserably
    Although we do clean the house and treat animals with anti flea stuff so maybe that’s cheating?
     
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  6. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    Disappointed to read this Dennis, I hate cats. I have spent the last 2 years spending a fortune on my back garden to stop people's cats ****ting in it . And failing . It's got to the point where me and the Mrs had a proper fallout last week because she bought our baby a dress with Cats on it , told her she sided with the enemy <laugh>
     
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    The usual result of divorce. The most common cause being disagreements about central heating.

    Not so sure about smelly farts, sorry Howden Tigress, trumps.
     
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  8. dennisboothstash

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    Piss easy to stop cats ****ting in your garden

    ...just get cats!
     
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  9. Barchullona

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    Or an air gun.
     
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    It's a known fact that cats only **** in the gardens of people who hate cats. I like cats, have plenty of them visit my garden and never had this problem.

    I do have my own cat now but even before this it was never a problem. BTW, my cat has never had fleas either. Must be entirely down to luck.
     
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    You condone the shooting of cats?
     
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  12. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Our cat has had fleas but it caught them from me.

    Each time I let her out I encourage her to “nip next door for a ****”

    I quite like cats.
     
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    Typo. Meant to put water pistol as they don't like water.
     
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  14. dennisboothstash

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    Yeah we’ve been lucky too then
    We don’t have cats now* and we still don’t get cats ****ting in our garden


    (*we do have two big dogs mind you!)
     
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  15. Carmine Galante.

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    A few drops of your neighbours cat manure in your garden might save you a bigger issue down the line.....rats.

    If you’ve got cats coming in your garden on a regular basis it’ll keep the mice and the long tails away.

    I know which I’d rather have.
     
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  16. Kempton

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    FACT <ok>
     
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    I think I'll start ****ting in the gardens of people who like cats.

    Is this legal?
     
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    No. And it would probably attract rats rather than deter them.
     
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    Exactly then they would have the rats and not me. I'm fed up of getting tuna flavoured clay under my nails when I'm tending my borders.
     
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  20. Kempton

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    You taste it? :shocked:
     
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