Club Statement to be made today

This should be a ****1ng laugh - Hopefully his made his profit and is putting the club up for sale, Again!!!

 

We tried. (We had 7 months to get it right & we ballsed it up royally).

 

"We are very sad to announce that Mike Ashley, the owner of Newcastle United, has aids"

 

It will most likely be about the fans and that old woman

 

There's always the next window.

 

As long as it doesn't cast another shadow over the club and lets the players get on with playing on the pitch without yet more controversy in the media I don't honestly care what it says.
Preferably it would be "We failed to sign a striker. We hold our hands up and apologise. We will promptly be appointing someone actually competent at negotiating."

 

Ah what weak/feable excuses will be made this time.

 

This unfortunately.

I hope its either Mike Ashley has decided to put the club up for sale as of immediately.
Or There will be a new signing section as of January where those who want to sing can apply and will be shifted back up to the Leazes corner.

 

I told you this when we sold andy, Mike wants to play in the championship as he has now got all players wages to where he can make a profit from the championship
when we played in the championship we had largest capacity home and away we won more games and of course dont forget the Parachute payments he will get Mike has Profit over support

 

Pretty sure he will make more money us being in the PL.

 

We don't need a striker! You know why? Ryan Taylor, over the wall! Every time. Boom. 25 goals a season. Good lad.


Will be Pardew's EXACT words

 

We are releasing Graham Carr from his position




I bloody hope not tho

 

And who said there was a club statement to be announced?! Its not been announced on the official website?

Source?

 

Wonder what he must be thinking. All that work scouting potential strikers and not one of them came in.

 

was just going to say that??

where you get ur info

 

It will probably be along the lines of

" Despite being unsucessfull in our huge efforts to sign another top quality striker along with Ba, the club has managed to secure some fantastic young players during this transfer window. We were not prepared to pay the over-inflated prices that the selling clubs demanded for certain players and some of them moved the goalposts at the last minute when we thought that we had agreed a deal.

However, our squad is now stronger than it was this time last year and we are looking forward to continuing our excellent start to the season. The owner and chairman have assured Pardew that he will have a huge war chest to spend in the January window and that Mike and Derek won't butt-**** him again in the new year.............honest they won't."

 

Isn't it weird how most of the people who post nonsense like this have names referring to new signings or Tiote avatars?

 

Be some lark about those being banned you wait and see.

 

Turnover in Premier League season 2008/09 was £86.1 million and turnover in the Championship season was £52.4 million. Can you do the maths?