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  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died. RIP Scott Chegg.
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 20, 2018
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    Kempton, Sep 20, 2018
  3. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    But Ehab will make sure he's shafted
     
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    askewshair, Sep 20, 2018
  4. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    I've just got back from holidays in Ukraine. went to a zoo there, but the only animal it had
    was one ****ing dog. it was a Shih tzu

    I may have stolen this from someone here a long time ago, but one of my favourite ever.
     
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    askewshair, Sep 20, 2018
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    A guy I know reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them.

    Personally I think he torques out of his arse.
     
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    DMD, Sep 20, 2018
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I never did get my dream job as a sound technician, but I'm not one to one to one to complain.
     
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    DMD, Sep 20, 2018
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  7. DMD

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    I was out fishing yesterday when I heard a soft voice saying "Kiss me, then I will turn into your faithful mistress"

    I looked down and saw a little frog, I said "Was that you speaking"?

    The little frog said "Yes, kiss me and I will turn into your faithful mistress"

    So I picked the little frog up and placed it in an empty bait box. When I got home, the missus was out, so I opened the bait box and the little frog said

    "Are you going to kiss me now so I can turn into your faithful mistress"?

    I said "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog"
     
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    DMD, Sep 20, 2018
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  8. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Mmm, my specimen looked a bit different from the front angle, Kemps.

    WP_20180913_10_46_35_Pro.jpg
     
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    C'mon ref, Sep 21, 2018
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  9. EasyTiger

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    EasyTiger, Sep 21, 2018
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  10. DMD

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    Is it me you're looking for?

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    DMD, Sep 21, 2018
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  11. DMD

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    DMD, Sep 21, 2018
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  12. DMD

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    Is this a natural skill, or years of practice?

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    DMD, Sep 21, 2018
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    The blonde quiff will have saved any damage, dick.
     
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    LeftSaidFred, Sep 21, 2018
  14. Kempton

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    Turns out it was just Oregon Tiger...

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    Kempton, Sep 22, 2018
  15. Kempton

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    :laugh:
     
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    Kempton, Sep 22, 2018
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    THE GREATEST SONG EVER.

    (3 little birds)
     
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    FILEYseadog, Sep 22, 2018
  17. The greengrocer

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    Now you are making a statement there?
     
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    The greengrocer, Sep 22, 2018
  18. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 22, 2018
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  20. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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