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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Grind it is <ok>
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Welcome back ****face
     
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  3. lfcpower

    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    <ok>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Feel a bit more human today. Yesterday was very difficult in my head <laugh> Full run-down still to come <ok>
     
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    Most days are difficult in my head.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Reckon it's something to do with venturing on here? <laugh>
     
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  7. lfcpower

    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    Yeeeeah ... now that you're back :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The directors are on holiday next week, which will give me the opportunity to give you the whole sordid story, including the 'arrest' of my daughter and her boyfriend a couple of days before I arrived <yikes>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Uh oh. Don't piss off los federales.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    did he give the cops a blowjob to get off?


    #the Miller's plotline
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They were in a big park in Mexico City. My youngest found some bushes for the call of nature (no one around) and her boyfriend was sat on a bench making a very small joint. A copper appeared out of nowhere and accused him of smoking cannabis. he said it was a roll-up. He called his mate (they were about 22 years old each) and said they were going to arrest them and it would cost £1000 fine. They said they didn't have the money. They took them to the nearest cash point and eventually accepted £200, which obviously went straight into their pockets. Coppers. Corrupt the world over <grr>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    shocked no blow jobs were demanded.

    bloody own fault smoking in public. invited them like flies.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing fascist <grr>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    If you are in a corrupt country where cops can disappear you (and i mean disappear you) then it strikes me as bloody dim to do something to make yourself and easy target.

    I really don't think i'm wrong in this one.
     
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  15. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    He wasn't bothered about the blow job part, just smoking in public :bandit:

    Ass bandit <laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He appeared from nowhere, like an alien <yikes>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd say they hang out like ****s waiting for tourists to con out of cash
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Bent coppers in Central America........who knew.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They won't make the same mistake again <laugh> Anyway, They're back on 4th October for a month, then off to Convict-land <yikes> Think weed's a tad more expensive over there <laugh>
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe there was something stronger than weed in that roll. They hallucinated him. Probably handed £200 to a mannequin.
     
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