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****ed up stories about people thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by remembercolinlee, Sep 20, 2018.

  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    FFS <laugh>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Milk will like this thread...


    Wid ye? :bandit:
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Milk is a wrong un' in a good way.

    Not sure even he'd **** a dead tortoise though ?
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I dunno....<whistle>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'd tag him but I can't remember what he's changed his name to <laugh>

    Something with Milk in the title I think .....
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Not a mainstream article but one of the best headlines I've ever read that got posted onto twitter was:

    "Suicidal man goes to Mexico to kill himself, spends week doing coke and hookers, decides to live"
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's the sort of thing I'd do tbh.

    Great story though <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    How the **** did she not realise a tortoise had entered her vagina???

    She must be ****ing loose. Bet she's seen about 10 miles of cock.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What kind of an abode do you live in where a tortoise becomes the most suitable item you can find to frot yourself off with?

    Dirty old mare.
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I know right.
    Cucumber? Courgette? Banana? None of those available were they?
    I know i'll use this Tortoise! <doh> FFS
     
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    @remembercolinlee this one is right up there.

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    How fickle would it be that the Spuds hierachy are making hoch poch worry after all he has done for you boys :p
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    And forgot how many?
     
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