"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…I lay there, annoyed that I was getting ****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion." - Stormy Daniels, ruining Mario Kart for everyone who didn't have it ruined years ago by the introduction of blue shells
1 million 700 thousand chickens drowned in the Carolinas. Fried or drowned.Does any one care (besides me)?
On Monday's edition of Panorama which was definitely not a propaganda piece to show the whole country what a good job the Dire Leader is doing there was one moment that needs to be discussed: the Dire Leader phoned another leader...and the call went through to voicemail. Can you imagine a time where Trump, Putin, Merkel or Tusk call any other world leader and their call goes through to voicemail? Because I certainly can't.
I know I'm an old fecker but after Brexit does that mean we can go back to measuring in feet and inches .I do a lot of diy at home and the difference of measuring in inches instead of milimetres is doing my head in plus it makes the difference between a window fitting properly and having a bloody great gap between the bricks .
Dear old Panorama....I remember the old days of a calm Richard Dimbleby and his trips "Down your way", even visiting Tottenham.Oh the nostalgia!......and now the lunacy of todays dipsticks in Parliament and the WH!
The May Government says ‘Jump’ and the BBC says ‘How high?’....... There was a clear media charm offensive orchestrated last weekend and into the start of this week by No 10 and Her Majesty’s Broadcasting Slaveship - sorry, Company - didn’t fail their Masters.......
So after a three year investigation, the Metropolitan Police have announced that the Croydon Cat Killer who has killed an estimated 500 cats around Croydon and the South East leaving the heads, tails, paws and collars of the cats on their owners' on the doorsteps is...a fox. Let me guess, next week they announce they finally deduced that Jack the Ripper was a badger? **** the **** off with that obvious horseshit.
Things haven't exactly gone to plan for May today, as her Chequers Plan has been laughed out of Salzburg. However, her own reported post-conference comments are troubling..... She said she had held "frank" talks with Mr Tusk, adding: "Yes, concerns have been raised and I want to know what those concerns are." Well, you were in the feckin' meeting, luv - weren't you feckin' listening??
It's a clear up win but there's a major problem....cat's are ****ing mental. I love them dearly but they are vicious, vicious ****ers. We have 2 of them. The female had cancer and I was chosen to take her to the vet. I couldn't get her in the cat basket and had to phone the vet to cancel the appointment. She tore my arms to ribbons, I was literally dripping blood from numerous wounds and looked like I'd badly lost a knife fight. The woman next door feeds foxes, so we have lots of opportunity for cat v fox in our garden. Even our big girl's blouse of a tom cat chases the foxes off and they're clearly terrified of him. They don't let the female get within 5 yards of them. I've seen videos of domestic cats fighting bears and alligators and other wild animals. Lose to a fox? I very much doubt it. I could see it being a feral dog, something like a husky. They're top hunters and afraid of nothing. My dad had one that was absolutely great with humans but caught and killed a cat that came into his garden. I don't see foxes being capable of this at all.
There's a very good reason t couldn't have been a feral dog: feral dogs can't use surgical instruments, yet the parts of cats that were left on owners' doorsteps (sometimes in binbags) all showed clean cuts. That's what has pissed off a lot of people about the Met's announcement that a fox did it: the statement says that none of the five cases they looked at showed any sign of human involvement, which therefore means that the hundreds of other cases are exactly the same, which is as insulting as it is complete and utter bollocks - and just so happens to contradict the profile they released last year: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/31/police-issue-description-of-croyden-cat-killer What's more telling is that there's now stories going around that the police were investigating incidents and told the owner to keep quiet about it being obvious to anyone that an animal couldn't have done it, and that they were leaving signature wounds: http://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/potte...following-croydon-cat-killer-conclu-1-5704427 Frankly it wouldn't surprise me if the Met next said the cats were wearing puffa jackets and jumped over the barriers at Stockwell tube station
I'm not suggesting it was a feral dog but that such a creature would be capable of attacking and killing a cat, it sure as hell wasn't any fox. If the Met are going to come up with a story then a vaguely credible one would have been a good idea. A whole gang of foxes wouldn't attack and kill your average domestic moggie.
The real question is what they're trying to cover up. ...actually, the real question is why the hell is Gavin Williamson creeping around my garden brandishing a pair of scalpels?
It was yesterday's story, but apparently nobody (and everybody) was responsible for the new timetable debacle that ****ed up so many people's train "service". Just a comment but I've never understood why the rails and the trains are separate companies? Surely it provides an inbuilt excuse for when something goes wrong. Apparently a lot was to do with the way the new timetables were developed on a shoestring with not enough people or resources to get it right by the deadline. Personally I can also see a problem that when it came to the day of releasing them, either nobody realised they weren't going to work (which I very much doubt) or that some senior person, who confuses making bold decisions with making correct ones didn't delay the release or cancel it altogether. All too often I came across senior people in large organisations who considered themselves to be some kind of untouchable power crazy king of their own domain doing mad things to make themselves look strong, regardless of how stupid these decisions were. A lot of them used military terms - "in this battle" etc, without ever having served or having the faintest notion about how armies really work.
