Are they playing a team called Carrier Bag tonight? Oh, how the “invincibles” have fallen! Anyone want to bet on the score?
Actually, I see that, tonight, Arsenal are playing a team called Vorskla Poltava. I bet Pix can't even pronounce that! What are they... Polish plumbers and gas-fitters? You going to the return match, yeah, Pix?
Arsenal 0-0 Vorskla Poltava Arsenal have had almost 76% possession, but still haven’t had a shot on target. The only accurate effort on goal so far has come from Vorskla… (BBC Football Live commentary) Utterly shameful.
Arsenal 1-0 Vorskla Poltava The Gunners storm into the lead after 32 minutes. Those Polish postmen and machine-fitters finally get broken down.
Yes, against plumbers, gas-fitters, and burger-flippers. God help them if they don't win by three clear goals. The wum-gates will be broken off their hinges, Tobias!
Bob: The game was "sold out" when I called to buy Arsenal tickets earlier today. I turn on the TV and there's about 30,000 empty seats. Shame. (Tweet to BBC Football Live)
Pix is keeping his head down until the final whistle. Wise. Provided Arsenal get the necessary goals to head off the wum-fest.
3-0 now HIAG will be praying that the plumbers and postmen can score and save him from yet another wum **** up