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Length or Girth

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, Sep 19, 2018.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Wtf u on about?

    Ffs you getting more tedious than dunc
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    You don't like being challenged is what i'm on about and you always have an answer to everything with your bigoted ways. You are quite happy to remind people of their comments, you seem quite content to call people racists. But your own contribution leaves a lot to be desired. I asked you as you rightly reminded me, why did you say 'us Asians' which was completely out of context to a convo you was having sometime ago. You didn't like it because i challenged you on it, so instead of accepting you was wrong you go on your normal mock defence. ie as tedious as duncs and wtf you on about. You know exactly what i'm on about as has been explained to you many a time. But hey matters not with you, if young children are fair game in a school staff room then you have no boundaries, clear as day in my book. Hope that helps better inform you of wtf i'm on about....enjoy what's left of your night <ok>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Proper rattled <laugh>

    Us Asians don't give a **** mate, you ain't challenged ****. All I see is an old fool in meltdown.

    But in 1936 you said <wah><wah>

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    Why am i an old fool, what because i challenge you?

    1936 <laugh> don't flatter yourself old man.
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Challenge <laugh>. More like rant and make up **** or spend time searching what from years ago (wrongly I may add)

    I think the problem is youre over compensating
     
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  6. As I have said before, some of you will have wives and girlfriends who will be familiar with the Black Mamba (TM).

    That was me.
     
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  7. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    All I read was "I'm the biggest prick" on the forum. I don't think you'll get many arguments against that claim HIAG <laugh>
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You have a black penis?
     
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  10. No. I was merely the penis model. Those life-like pulsating veins are mine, Milky.

    I think the company made an executive decision to use black dye as they were worried that no one would believe a white man could be so well endowed.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You do realise the largest recorded gentleman sausage if off a white bloke.

    The smallest recorded is off an Asian bloke from the sub continent, goes by the name of fan
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Random aside: A biracial high school friend of mine gave himself the name "two tone" he claimed half his penis was black and the other half was white. None of us ever checked to confirm... We just took his word for it. <laugh>

    He had an interesting family. Both his parents were half black and half white... He himself looked like your typical light skinned half black, half white kid.

    His younger brother though looked white-white, his hair was the only giveaway he wasn't completely white but he could have been Italian with that hair. His sister was very dark skinned and looked very African. (She was smokin... But a bitch)

    It was quite cool seeing them together, how the same parents produced 3 very racially different looking children.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Is this your way of you telling us you ****ed your mates mrs n got her preggers?
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sorry... for once nothing salacious from me... Just a guy who claimed to have a two toned penis.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    God bless America eh?
     
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  16. Thank you.


    I'm not into personal vendettas on this board.

    Sorry, but I don't engage in that ****.
     
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Does it have a lisp.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Corrected.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Any woman (or ****y *****) who says size doesn't matter,is a ****ing liar

    But we are all different. From hiag with his mushroom and 20st gut. To Metths and his worm, which he ****s with and pretends too be spiderman.
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Is like that is it?

    And to think I looked after you on Ja you ungrateful prick
     
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