My Knee Hurts

Just doxxed your true identity, that wasn't no desk, yer was knee-capped you lying barsteward...

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...arbella-gansgter-craig-moran-jewellery-heist/

 

Och, ****e, Ah bin rumbled!

 

Maybe you should have worn gloves?

 

@Matth_2014 Dont you work at a Garden Centre?
Was there nowhere nearby you could grab a hot drink from, like a Costa or a Starbucks or something, rather than boiling a kettle at a mates house, then trying to rush back to work carrying a scalding hot kettle to make tea!

 

I really don't think even Matth could be that stupid. Especially without gloves

I think he is a genius wum, a sort of idiot savant

 

Suggestion for title of matth's book: The Young Man and the Tea.

 

You tight wads need to buy one of these, only a few quid and the boiling water goes in the cup not over your plums.

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@Matth_2014 is your electric back on now?

Definitely owes you a cuppa or two.

 

Do one, Dickhead, You’re about as funny as your wind-ups.

 

Anything funny happen to you today mate?

 

No.

 

Were you in a car? ... if not, **** off

 

Garden centre I go to has a coffee shop in it..seen others with coffee machines in them.

I reckon Matthew is wumming the **** out of us.

 

A pile of water?

 

Does the coffee machine run without electric then blud?

 

That's your first thought when you read that?

Typical Fosse.

 

I like Oscar Wilde so I probably would have gone with: a Pitcher of Earl Grey

 

Well a coffee machine wouldnt work without electricity would it.
You been smoking today Spurly?

 

Nope ... my first thought is up above it, ya dumb ****

 

Prefer mine cold