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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If Ronaldo was a cleaner in a museum full of statues, you wouldn't ask him to polish the head.
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 19, 2018
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If Ronaldo were a waiter at a fancy restaurant you wouldn't order some truffle butter.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 19, 2018
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    He’s not gay but his boyfriend is
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 19, 2018
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    If you gave Ronaldo a push on the swings you would hope he doesn't offer to pushback.
     
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    Libby, Sep 19, 2018
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you're making Yorkshire pudding you wouldn't offer Ronaldo a toad in the hole.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 19, 2018
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you worked for Fed Ex you wouldn't deliver Ronaldo your package.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 19, 2018
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    If Matth ordered charcuterie with Ronnie, he wouldn’t hide the salami
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 19, 2018
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  8. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    if you gave Ronnie a red card, you wouldn’t xxxxx


    I think we need to start a Ron-nuendo thread
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 19, 2018
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    RONNIE LOVES A BIG MEATY COCK AMARITE?
     
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    Tobes, Sep 19, 2018
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Would that be the place to comment that if you were a coroner you wouldn't show Ronaldo your stiff.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 19, 2018
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    One does not simply walk into Mordor and show Ronaldo one's precious.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 19, 2018
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  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If you threw up on a rollercoaster ride Ronaldo would be keen to duck your sick.
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 20, 2018
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    #2893
    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2018
  14. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Why am I tagged into this.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 20, 2018
  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Because all these lads have been taking the piss out of Ronaldo and I thought you might want to put put them right
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2018
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Until there’s concrete evidence, I’m not going to comment on it.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 20, 2018
  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image


    ?
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2018
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Or there is this

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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2018
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Seriously though...why do footballers do this? ^^^
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 20, 2018
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... because some of them are gay <doh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 20, 2018
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