Football Admissions

If you actually "played" for them, you did more than any other Pompey footballer ever did. Think of it as a charity, like the times we had to drop/climb a league in order to show Portsmouth what good football actually looks like. (Bless them).

 

I actually want to see a picture in your Pompey shirt

 

My name is Lambertissier and

I had trials for Southampton Schoolboys and Bob Higgins didn't touch me...

 

+1.

 

Get a petition up. I'll sign it

 

Ah gwaan, gwaan, gwaan, gwaan...(Mrs Doyle voice).


Y'will, y'will , y'will, y'will...


Prerty please, with a cherry on top...(Winston Wolf)

 

Did you ever score for them? Or were you a true Saints fan and deliberately missed penalties?

 

The second and third the consequences of crafty smokes at the bottom of the garden?....

 

My name is SA and for a brief period at school Stoke were my second club (because of Alan Hudson) and I loved Garth Crooks...

 

There’s a strong possibility... Were still not 100% to this day

 

True Saints simply don't miss penalties.

 

Random but I'd be interested to find out our percentage scored of penalties post-Lambert, all competitions. We've missed a fair few.

 

We now have 4&4 pens out of the last 8 taken.

 

I was amazed to actually be given one on Monday (even though it looked pretty clear cut).

I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised when the ref then took the opportunity to have us over at the other end.

 

I have a soft spot for Spurs.

 

After looking at the Brighton match day thread I can’t stop thinking about Theresa May standing in nothing but Saints socks beckoning to me to “come here daddy”.

 

Now I've got a vision of you (who I've never seen) cowering in the corner whilst a gruff voiced Theresa whispers "come to Daddy!"

 

You’ve been in my dreams...

Although in mine, I wasn’t so much cowering in the corner

 

Ummm... yeah... about the Wolves match...