''I burnt myself while holding a kettle today, It was hot.'' .... could actually be the opening line of a novel. It's certainly up there with ''It was the best of times, it was the worst of times''.
I burnt myself while holding a kettle today, It was hot. I looked at the red welt whilst the steam circled around my head like a swarm of angry gnats. "Ouch," I said to my mate in the seat beside me. He looked at me the way a mother would look at a wounded child. His eyes surveying the damage, the angry red mark, and the blistering skin. "That must have hurt," he exclaimed pursing his lips as he did so.
What colour are her nipples? If they're more of a darker colour like a faded stain from red wine and not more pinkish or tan... I think you should go for it.
There's a movie in there as well. Casting could be tough. Everybody but everybody is going to want to be in that movie!! At the moment I'm think Ben Affleck in the lead role.
Ben Affleck is too old to play Matth... That guy from Kingsman should play Matt... Bonus... He's Welsh.
I either need to reduce my drug intake or increase it drastically and then perhaps there is a very slim chance this thread will bear at least a passing resemblance to reality .
