Off Topic The Official 2018/19 Champions League Thread

Mark Goldbridge is a nonce.

You know who I mean?

 

Don't be like that, Matth.

It's only ****z 'n' gigglez .

 

When Spurs bottled it last night, Now that was funny.

 

No he’s not.

 

Loads of people say he is, I've not met him personally. I'd say he's in Twitters top 5 nonces though..

 

Who in the United squad do you think is most likely to be gay, Matth?

Think carefully about this, as it's not always the ones that seem the obvious choice.

 

Only before Klopp sent them whimpering with tail between their legs.

 

Don't you do that every night?

 

Carrick is gay... Allegedly.

 

Is this true @Matth_2014 ?

See, I would never have thought that.

 

Allegedly him and Ronaldo had a thing.

 

@Matth_2014 are you able to verify this?

 

I heard Ronaldo had the thing with methh and ****ed him stupid... @Commachio told me

 

Oh yeah... They're flamers.

 

He’s not gay, Grow up.

 

Ronaldo got a red card. Carrick won't be getting any tonight.

 

This seems like pretty damning evidence to me @Matth_2014 ?

Did you enjoy watching young boys get dry humped all over the park, tonight?

 

I'm sure he did, and he didn't even watch the game.

 

Is that true @Matth_2014 ?