I want to know how long the journey was, if it's anything over 10 minutes, I'm going to piss myself laughing.
I suppose if you wrap the kettle in foil it would last a bit longer and you could get away with about 20 minutes. Speed bumps are the real issue here. #problemsolving
So I didn't get there 'in the end', I got there as soon as you explained it properly. Did your place stay open with no electric then? I'd have told them to get ****ed.
If it's local I'd have just gone and filled a flask up rather than trying to move the kettle... Still can't get over this ffs
That's the problem with Britain today, a little wind and we're all of home, Matth dug in and got the tea on. It didn't matter how far away it was our how completely ****ing stupid it was there was tea. I'm proud.