My Knee Hurts

Banged it against a desk earlier because my mate left the desk drawer open.
Am raging to be honest.

Am so angry.

 

I'd be angry if I had to watch those chavvy ****s every week too tbh.

 

Someone sat in my chair at work


I'ma kill the ****

 

Grow up.

 

Were his gloves in the drawer?

 

You know what, I think they were......

But I dont appreciate you talking about my private life like this.....

 

If the builders are still working next door when you get home, go and take it out on them.

 

Bastards!

How dare they pay to make their home better, stopping me from sleeping until 2pm and indulging my bone idle, lazy arse lifestyle.
I am gonna do a Youtube rant about it.

 

@Matth_2014

 

I burnt myself while holding a kettle today, It was hot.

 

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I was in a car, The electric was off.

 

Wtf?

 

I burnt myself with a stapler. It was room temperature.

 

You're gonna have to explain that one again.

 

Oh this reminds of a good story. So I walked into a bar the other day...


















































It ****ing hurt tbh.

 

You had to ask.

 

You never made a cup of tea with gas on the motorway before?

 

I went to my friend’s house, He has electric, Because the place at my work place, The electric went off, I had to hold the kettle while he as driving, As I went back to work, I was in the car, Sitting in the front, A pile of water went on my trousers, Through to my leg.

 

****ing brilliant.