Off Topic I had a poor day at work

Unless of course it's the Mexican mole ...which is found in Mexican cuisine ... just saying ..

 

^^^this post is proof why the UK should have a purge...

Its a good job he's a **** and will never breed.

 

I know you don't like to post about your private life, but is today your day off?

 

You should try making up with him and telling him how much you look up to him. Food always helps too, maybe make him an egg sandwich. Check if he likes cress first and maybe put some of that in as well.

 

@CBD saffy maybe you can send a few samples to Matthew and an e-cig? Matthew do you smoke mate, if not it's really easy to get started.

 

Why would someone hate you for telling them where there lost gloves were?

 

Because he'd stuffed them up his arse.

 

I've offered, but Matthew said he doesn't do drugs.

 

Happens to the best of us

 

Everyone relax Meths found one glove.

 

He used to.

 

He'll kill you for saying that. Good luck G, I'm outta here before he turns up with the #matthburn

 

No he told me, he used to do acid at the Hacienda regularly.

 

If he likes that, maybe pinch his bum.

Nothing says I value you as a friend and coworker like a pinch on the bum.

 

Gloved hand or bareback?

 

That surely depends on how clean the friend is.

 

As he works in a garden centre I was wondering which one gets the mothering laws tongue up their jacksy?

 

There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's gloves, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.

 

Not sure that's good for the groinal area?