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Length or Girth

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, Sep 19, 2018.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    what's better?



    *GC response on this important question was ****
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fan's packing a choad.
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    **** off with your flirting you sick ****
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    6" x 6" <wah>

    Choad means **** in "us Asians" language @brb
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I've just had a look at your thread on GC. It went well <laugh>
     
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  6. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Tranny porn<laugh>

    What dya expect from the little dick fenians?

    Yeah I said it:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Well this is a new low.

    @thefanwithnoname think you meant to post this on mumsnet mate.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If we're talking about sausage links (or turkey sausage links for those of you who can't eat pork) I would say length over girth because they cook quicker that way and the outside is less likely to get burnt or the inside stay raw.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I've got a thick cock and a big bellend...it's like the Mike Tyson of dicks.
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Been helping a mate out and working nights. There has been no **** threads by @Commachio

    So here it is
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I reckon Fan has a wanger like a baby's arm holding an orange.
     
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  13. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    It bites people's ears off ??? <yikes>
     
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  14. brb

    brb CR250

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    You really don't like having stuff pointed out to you do you :)

    I once corrected you because you used the term 'us Asians' in a sentence where it was not required. It would be like you walking into a discussion in a pub and a group of guys saying to you, well 'us Whites' see it differently.

    If you think i'm wrong then please give me examples of where the term 'us Whites' is used and used appropriately?
     
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  15. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Us Whites are going down the pub - I am not sure you Blacks will be allowed in.





















    Said Mr White to his neighbour Mr Black (after the Black Family had been kicked out of the pub the previous day for fighting).
     
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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    oh right, I get it, so Fans last name is Asian....Mr Asian....right i'm off doxxing in Stoke ;)
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Does it have a girly voice and a conviction for rape?
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    At Elland Road, when talking to visiting Man Utd fans (at a cup tie, obviously).
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Not been convicted but I know what you mean Archie.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Do does your cock.
     
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