ITTV - even the Major can be right once in his life

Elfs is forum Viagra.

 

Apparantly you have to use it Mr van Gerwen.

 

Presumably one of Elfs' restrictions is that he mustn't defend Rick, as he has been known to do on here.

 

He mustn’t mention the A-word.

 

Or the D-word.

 

I genuinely think Everitt is a good egg.

Plus a guaranteed bite from Kojak

 

I’m sure there’s a way back elfs it’s just the bad company you keep

 

Say that on ITTV, go on

 

But you know he'll only retaliate with something about Chris Powell...

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Never understood the obsession on here with other forums.
We've got Royston saying his not going back on ittv hed rather his bollocks in elfs mouth, but Royston and elfs keep going on about ittv

 

I have friends on there who I cannot converse with.

 

There’s nothing to talk about on the football front or the takeover front.

I’m going to start a thread about your Bermuda shorts.

 

Elf has friends …. shock disclosure

 

You have to blow most of them up with a cycle pump.

 

I'll blow you up next time I have the misfortune to cross your path.

That is the thanks I get for helping you get fed and watered at Accrington.

 

We haven't shared the tale yet of how you stormed out of the ground in a huff when Accrington scored

#20minleft

 

My rolex was fast and was reading 16.55

 

What always surprises me is that @baraettmattesvensson spends his time on here claiming that @Clb74 is his friend.... and yet @Clb74 spends all his time denying it ?.... most confusing.

 

He's ashamed of me.

 

Lets just say that when @Clb74 and @baraettmattesvensson sat opposite to each other on the train to Accrington, @Clb74 quickly fell asleep