So I've read through this tragic thread and I still don't know where the gloves were. You're such a WUM Matth.
Yeah ... He needs to knuckle down and endure it or he'll get a slap on the wrist. As they say in Latin. Carpal Diem.
I’m not a wind up merchant at all, I wouldn’t make something like this up, Don’t abuse me, When you’re a bloke pretending to be a mole.