For no other reason than to wind up anyone who doesn't like pointless question threads 1) Do you have a sign on your letterbox saying "no junk mail"? 2) Have you ever put butter on a burn or scald? 3) Do you check the toilet paper after every wipe or assume by the 8th or 9th wipe you're all done? 4) Have you ever had to go to the clinic/doctor for an STD (if yes what for)? 5) If you drive what was your first car? 6) Ever w.anked so much nothing came out and it stung for ages? 7) Have you ever used someone else's anecdote or thread from Not606 to impress your friends or family? 8) Did you ever cheat in an exam (if so how)? 9) Do you bother with the recycle bins or just stick everything in the general rubbish? 10) What was the last wrong number you called or received? Answers or the kitten gets it please log in to view this image
I have question. Why hasn't Grove been violently murdered yet? He really is incredibly annoying and due a good murderising
1) Do you have a sign on your letterbox saying "no junk mail"? Yes 2) Have you ever put butter on a burn or scald? Yes 3) Do you check the toilet paper after every wipe or assume by the 8th or 9th wipe you're all done? Wiping is for pooves, let it crisp over then flake off 4) Have you ever had to go to the clinic/doctor for an STD (if yes what for)? Keep getting chlamydia from Julie, she just can't shift it, docs at a loss too 5) If you drive what was your first car? White Transit with "The Bitch" lovingly emblazoned over the bonnet 6) Ever w.anked so much nothing came out and it stung for ages? Yes 7) Have you ever used someone else's anecdote or thread from Not606 to impress your friends or family? Yes, used Trev's punched lasagne joke at a best man's speech 8) Did you ever cheat in an exam (if so how)? Shagged one of the invigilators up the arse. 9) Do you bother with the recycle bins or just stick everything in the general rubbish? Recycle religiously. 10) What was the last wrong number you called or received? Phoned Tina instead of Toby to bitch about how much a **** Mon is.
Because I am a wonderful human being and incredibly popular, generous, kind and thoughtful. That and nobody knows where I live.
1) Do you have a sign on your letterbox saying "no junk mail"? Nope, those signs are for imbeciles and are as effective as "Baby on board" or "Beware of the dog" 2) Have you ever put butter on a burn or scald? That's the last thing you should apply. Water or Aloe Vera is best. 3) Do you check the toilet paper after every wipe or assume by the 8th or 9th wipe you're all done? Yes 4) Have you ever had to go to the clinic/doctor for an STD (if yes what for)? Crabs, walked into the medical centre sideways 5) If you drive what was your first car? Datsun 120Y 6) Ever w.anked so much nothing came out and it stung for ages? No. 7) Have you ever used someone else's anecdote or thread from Not606 to impress your friends or family? Perish the thought. 8) Did you ever cheat in an exam (if so how)? Yes, used a crib sheet. 9) Do you bother with the recycle bins or just stick everything in the general rubbish? Recycle 10) What was the last wrong number you called or received? Can't recall.
"Can´t recall" I think I see what you did there! ****in yaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss hahahahaha pmsl
Ye didny shoot the kitty! Sigh. Ok, then... 1) Do you have a sign on your letterbox saying "no junk mail"? It says: No Dogs, No Irish 2) Have you ever put butter on a burn or scald? Think my mammy did when I was a wean. After she scalded me with a kettle for being cheeky. 3) Do you check the toilet paper after every wipe or assume by the 8th or 9th wipe you're all done? After every wipe (scrunchy style). Only way to be sure. 4) Have you ever had to go to the clinic/doctor for an STD (if yes what for)? Once for Balinitis (male version of Thrush) and once for crabs. 5) If you drive what was your first car? Nissan Bluebird 6) Ever w.anked so much nothing came out and it stung for ages? No. I lose interest after one hand solo . 7) Have you ever used someone else's anecdote or thread from Not606 to impress your friends or family? I went through a phase of living vicariously through Monny. All my friends and family hated me. So I stopped. They still hate me. 8) Did you ever cheat in an exam (if so how)? No. I passed every exam I ever did with ease without even studying beforehand. 9) Do you bother with the recycle bins or just stick everything in the general rubbish? Sometimes. 10) What was the last wrong number you called or received? Never dialled a wrong number. That would be stupid. Can't remember ever receiving one either; but that's probably because I ignore numbers I don't recognise.
Number 2 I read as bum, and although not proper butter I have slapped some I can't believe it's not on for lube.
1) Do you have a sign on your letterbox saying "no junk mail"? Yes, it doesn't work 2) Have you ever put butter on a burn or scald? No 3) Do you check the toilet paper after every wipe or assume by the 8th or 9th wipe you're all done? Every time, I am fastidious in my toilet regime 4) Have you ever had to go to the clinic/doctor for an STD (if yes what for)? No 5) If you drive what was your first car? Ford Escort 6) Ever w.anked so much nothing came out and it stung for ages? Obviously 7) Have you ever used someone else's anecdote or thread from Not606 to impress your friends or family? No 8) Did you ever cheat in an exam (if so how)? Yes, wrote down formulae for equations inside pencil case (thick at maths) 9) Do you bother with the recycle bins or just stick everything in the general rubbish? Always try to recycle 10) What was the last wrong number you called or received? From a very apologetic lady, nice that she said sorry instead of just cutting off the call
