My sources have revealed a well known and talented musician on here has invested in a new instrument called a bingo dabber. He maybe busy for a while as he will be practicing his numeric scales. Shaz
Running order of entertainment at Conservative club: Support act - De Udder Guise, a Dire Straits tribute act. The Meat Treat - meat raffle The Blue Rinse favourite - The Other Guys, possibly Bridport’s finest Dad Rock band. Headline Act - Bingo