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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Speedo

    Speedo Active Member

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    Mike Ashley was going to sell Cheik Tiote. Then Cheik crushed one million pounds worth a greggs steak bakes in front of Ashley, using only his eyes. Mike Ashley repented.

    Cheik Tiote shot Tim Westwood.

    Cheik Tiote catches bullets with his teeth.

    Cheik Tiote doesn't score goals, as he would break the net and endanger the lives of those in the front row.
     
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    Speedo, Feb 3, 2011
  2. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am Cheik Tiote when I lay my vengeance upon you.....
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Feb 3, 2011
  3. iToons

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    <laugh> Brilliant! :afro:
     
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    iToons, Feb 3, 2011
  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    When Cheick goes into a hospital all the women give birth at the same time
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 3, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

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    Cheick Tiote is impressed that so many of you have gone to the trouble of finding out all these facts about him!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 3, 2011
  6. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    mr T. Ooh, woah. mama.
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 3, 2011

  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Cheick Tiote will put an end to global warming when he gives AC the cold shoulder
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 4, 2011
  8. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Silvio Burlusconi was gay until he spent 5 mins in a lift with Chiek
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Feb 4, 2011
  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    Cheick Tiote once destroyed a Nestle chocolate factory when they wrongly claimed "Only Smarties have the answer".
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Feb 4, 2011
  10. rokkudan

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    Cheick Tiote didn't split the atom, he crushed it!
     
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    rokkudan, Feb 4, 2011
  11. Novocastrian_9

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    The earth's rotation doesn't cause the sun to set, it sets in fear when Cheik Tiote stares directly at it. He also tells it when it can rise.
     
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    Novocastrian_9, Feb 4, 2011
  12. Freddd

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    Cheik Tiote doesn't do pushups. He shoves the world aside.
     
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    Freddd, Feb 4, 2011
  13. Tiggyrimana

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    our biggest fear is not that we are inadequette our biggest fear is that cheik tiote is powerfull beyond measure
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Feb 4, 2011
  14. Pipe4Life

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    "cheik tiotes head looks like a coffee bean on steroids..." were the last words spoken before Hiroshima was wiped off the map...
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 4, 2011
  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Chiek Tiote doesnt wear a Snood because the cold is afraid of him
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 4, 2011
  16. Shola

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    Cheik Tiote can speak Braille.
     
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    Shola, Feb 4, 2011
  17. Immynufc009

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    Thats six Elements ;)
     
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    Immynufc009, Feb 4, 2011
  18. Wein14

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    Difference is, Chiek Tiote does it from 1000 paces.
     
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    Wein14, Feb 4, 2011
  19. S.Taylors theatrical handballs

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    and wipes his ass with 1000 pesos ?
     
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    S.Taylors theatrical handballs, Feb 4, 2011
  20. Pipe4Life

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    Cheik Tiotes hair grows inwards. hence the size of his cranium.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 4, 2011
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