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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. Whilst some of you will think that I would take immense delight in Pixie’s banning, I do not.

    When brb announced that Pix was banned for life, I genuinely thought he was joking, which is why I ripped the piss a little bit.

    Then, the truth hit like an anvil to the head and I discovered that my old adversary had, indeed, been banned.

    Okay, I know it’s been commuted to a month, but still I am shocked.

    Did I chuckle a little bit when it struck me that Pix would be fuming in his cell, nose pressed to the prison bars, reading these posts and knowing that he was powerless to do anything about it?

    I’m not going to lie. I did chuckle. What am I saying! I nearly pissed my underpants!

    The head of the ‘Pede has been decapitated, and already the little legs are jerking uncontrollably! How can that not be funny?

    But all of that aside, I have to register my protest and make it clear that I do not agree with the ban. This place simply won’t be the same without Pixie.

    Sure, he shouldn’t have stitched up brb, which is what this is all about - and many of you will probably have no sympathy for him. Let’s face it, he does have form for being a grass.

    And, just maybe, a stint in the Cooler will do him the world of good? He’s in good company. I speak from experience when I say that it helped me.

    I’m not sure, though.

    If brb needs someone to mod the Gooner board in Pixie’s enforced absence, I’m a safe pair of hands, yeah? It’s what Pix would have wanted.
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    @brb

    This is a bit harsh on Hiag. He and Piskie are like and old warring married couple. Constantly bickering, but lost without each other.
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Yes be interesting to see how the ban effects HIAG
     
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  4. brb

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    Im a fair man HiaG and i hear your plight, i realise you will be a lost Nan an utterly destroyed soul without your bum fluff friend.

    However, being the honest and sincere upstanding citizen that i am, i am happy to reach an agreement for your siamese twin immediate release.

    This is not like a no brexit deal, i do barter, but i need blood man, a grass is a grass and in the not606 mafia world reputations are at stake.

    So here's the deal, for the release of piskie you have to choose someone to take his place, but you only get two choices bro, so maybe flip a coin;

    Skylarker or Slycock....

    THE CHOICE IS YOURS <ok>
     
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  5. I’m willing to take part in that experiment, in the interests of the board, if that’s what everyone wants.

    What are you thinking? Do a month, and if I say that I’m not yet broken do another month, and so on, yeah?

    I know Pixie isn’t here to answer but I think he’d be okay with that.
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Comm will be here to laugh at us all because we can't see through Brb's genius mind games <doh>

    It's obvious the old man feels like a **** for doxxing Hiag...so he's gone for the guy he was in cahoots with and the one that named him in a PM to Sky...the PM Sky made public and rightly so.

    Just another attempt by Brb to cover his tracks...can't say I feel sorry for Piskie...told him ages ago not to trust the shady mod.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Ban yourself you old ****...you're the snidiest ****er around here <ok>
     
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  8. I’ve never seen evil like it, Bruv.
     
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  9. brb

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    <laugh>

    Your life is in HiaGs hands, the deadline is 7pm.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Brb needs to 'win' this one...poor ****er must have been up all night thinking of a master plan and he comes out with this piddly bollocks

    Piskie is probably still in cahoots its all part of a master plan y know.
     
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  11. Okay, I’ve decided.

    Sorry, Pix.

    I’ll send some grapes, mate.

    Catch up on your release, yeah?
     
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  12. brb

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    7pm bro <laugh>
     
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  13. brb

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    Coward <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Brb will be fuming
     
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  15. No way would I ever betray my Brothers.

    You know that.

    Neither would Pixie respect me if I did. Same for me with him.

    It’s how this place rolls, mate.
     
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    Dear oh dear oh dear oh dear!
     
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  17. brb

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    Someone has already betrayed your brothers....

    THE TRUTH WILL DESTROY YOU!

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    This saga has become like the ****ing matrix.

    You been cry arseing to brb again @Hoddle Is A God ?
     
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    Can't wait for the footy to come back.
     
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  20. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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