Have You Ever?

Following on from Ponders' recent questions that must be answered thread.

I feel correctly and honestly answering these will give us all an insight into the minds of our fellow Not 606ers.

Have you ever;

Left a restaurant with out paying?
Run out of toilet roll and utilized an item of clothing instead?
Shoplifted, if so what item/s?
Written a will?
Worn female underwear when you've run out of pants?
Exposed yourself in public?
Quit your job by declaring it out loud then storming off?
Seen (or been seen) shagging in a public place?
Purchased pornography from a woman?
Been to me?

 

Left a restaurant with out paying? No
Run out of toilet roll and utilized an item of clothing instead? No, this one's aimed at Fingers I'd suspect
Shoplifted, if so what item/s? Yes, chocolate when I was a wee boy, numerous times in fact
Written a will? No
Worn female underwear when you've run out of pants? No
Exposed yourself in public? No
Quit your job by declaring it out loud then storming off? No
Seen (or been seen) shagging in a public place? No
Purchased pornography from a woman? No
Been to me? No and hopefully never

 

Thanks ER, maybe you could turn this into your own bucket list.

 

I prefer to call it my ****it list, Grove.

 

One Ponders is quite enough Thank you very much. Stick to being the forum ***** please.

 

Yes but got caught by a waiter from the Brasserie while standing with my Mum on station platform in Paris.
Nope however stotted out of the cubicle with trousers at my ankles to the next '****ter'.
Yes; the usual crap out of Woolies.
No.
Not sure.
No; wait, don't think so!
No; kept it to two discrete friends and my direct line manager. About one hour before departure just said quiet cheerios to workmates.
Probably.
No.
Don't know what this question is asking.

Thanks; question 8 brought back many happy memories of my late teens!

 

Is that your final answer?

 

Left a restaurant with out paying? Yes
Run out of toilet roll and utilized an item of clothing instead? Yes
Shoplifted, if so what item/s? Yes, lots of things and the new tesco self scanner allows this on an industrial scale
Written a will? Yes
Worn female underwear when you've run out of pants? Yes but purely for masturbation purposes.
Exposed yourself in public? Yes
Quit your job by declaring it out loud then storming off? No
Seen (or been seen) shagging in a public place? Probably
Purchased pornography from a woman? Yes
Been to me? No

 

Yay! I finally get to answer some questions.

Left a restaurant without paying? Many times. If the food has a toenail clipping in it, I simply refuse to pay. I always carry toenail clippings in my wallet.
Run out of toilet roll and utilized an item of clothing instead? Of course. Why else wear a cravat?
Shoplifted, if so what item/s? I've never paid for an aubergine, so yes.
Written a will? For other people, yes. I got an expert to write mine.
Worn female underwear when you've run out of pants? I once wore crotchless knickers to the beach.
Exposed yourself in public? See the previous answer.
Quit your job by declaring it out loud then storming off? Once, when I worked as Terence Trent D'Arby's personal driver.
Seen (or been seen) shagging in a public place? Both at the same time. This involved a threesome in the beer garden of a public house in Edmonton, North London. One of the serving wenches caught me and a young lady mid-coitus and promptly joined in. Great days.
Purchased pornography from a woman? Probably.
Been to me? Possibly during the late 1990s. ​

 

**** off.

 

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Left a restaurant with out paying? No.
Run out of toilet roll and utilized an item of clothing instead? I did re-use the cleanest looking bits of bog roll in Rhodes in the late 90's cos I had the ****s and no pants
Shoplifted, if so what item/s? Woolworths. Every school kid robbed them blind. I stole paperback books like "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". Theft gave me Douglas Adams. That can't be wrong.
Written a will? I left a note in fuddy's hoose telling her what I expected of her next week.
Worn female underwear when you've run out of pants? No.
Exposed yourself in public? No.
Quit your job by declaring it out loud then storming off? No.
Seen (or been seen) shagging in a public place? No. I wouldn't be a very good sexual predator if I got seen, would I?
Purchased pornography from a woman? Never bought porn. Why would you?
Been to me? Yes. You weren't there.

 

^^^^ angry wee ****er who has no idea what he's angry about so picks on sumbdy

 

I like T-Dog

 

He seems a decent lad, just very very angry

 

No of course not
No but have utilised a flannel
When we was 13 we spent every lunchtime nicking stuff especially porn
Yes
No
No that was never proven
No
No
No
What?

 

Left a restaurant with out paying? NEVER
Run out of toilet roll and utilized an item of clothing instead? NO
Shoplifted, if so what item/s? PACKET OF MINT IMPERIALS, CAUGHT BY SHOPKEEPER AND PRETENDED THEY HAD BEEN PURCHASED ELSEWHERE, NEVER NICKED A THING SINCE (MID-70'S)
Written a will? YES
Worn female underwear when you've run out of pants? YES
Exposed yourself in public? YES, KNOCKED ONE OUT AGAINST THE SIDE OF A HOUSE DURING A PAPER ROUND. IT WAS DARK AND I WAS VERY HORMONAL
Quit your job by declaring it out loud then storming off? NO BUT SOMEONE AT MY WORK DID THAT EXACT THING YESTERDAY AFTER I POSTED THIS THREAD. SPOOKY.
Seen (or been seen) shagging in a public place? VERY CLOSE TO BEING CAUGHT GIVING THE BURD THE MESSAGE NEAR AN ABANDONED ZOO IN THE ISLE OF MAN
Purchased pornography from a woman? USED TO BE MY FAVOURITE PASTIME, I LIKED THE LOOK OF DISGUST ON THE ASIAN SHOPKEEPER'S FACE AS I FLOPPED A COUPLE OF JAZZ MAGS ON THE COUNTER "NO NEED FOR A BAG, I'LL TAKE THEM AS THEY ARE"
Been to me? NEVER

 

It was the Brexit and the Russians that tipped him over the edge.