Fat People

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OK, he's a fat sweaty mess. I was being polite

 

Bit different, you yanks are suppose to be fat!

 

Wait! Latest is he is a fitness machine again and has lost 4 inches off his bludgeoning waistline in two days.

 

Last study I saw there wasn't a huge difference between the US and UK for obesity rates anymore.

 

My weight changes a couple stone every other month depending on my mental health

When I'm full of beans, I eat 5-6 meals a day and train most days. Generally at about 12 and a half to 13 stone and in good shape. When I'm not doing well, I can drop down to about 10 and a half because I don't sleep well and my mood combined with that takes away my appetite and I literally live on a packet of crisps and a slice of toast every day until I come out of it.

 

Because most dickheads in this country seem to want to be American #cocks

 

And every white American I meet tells me they are "scotch"-Irish, they want to be Scottish or Irish even though they know nothing about either place.

Its probably why Americans deep fry so much... Trying to be more Scottish.

 

Fatties are just lazy.

 

#fatlazybaldbatard