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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 10, 2018.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don't joke mate, you should know that by now.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    More to the point how did Sky ‘forget’......
     
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  3. PM on its way...
     
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  4. I'm thinking of starting a new thread called "Fitness and Diet With HIAG."

    What do you lads reckon?
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You should do a DVD. Like fat Sonia from Eastenders. She looks mint now.
     
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  6. What a great idea, Tel!

    Luckily for you lads, I did video myself quite a lot during my chubster phase, so there is plenty of "before" footage.

    I'm not sure how much of it is suitable, though.
     
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  7. Well, well, well...

    I can see why people think Bambs is Chinese!

    Not sure how the lesbian bit comes into it, though?

    Perhaps I have lived a sheltered life?
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    HIAG has really outdone himself this time though.

    In order to get one over the pede he's gone all out and made himself a leaner machine
     
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  9. I did it because I could, Brother Bobby.

    What you've got to understand is that inside I am still that fatty, sweaty mess, and that will never leave me. Every time I'm pumping those weights there's a fat devil sat on my shoulder saying, "Wouldn't you love a cream horn, right now?"

    And, you know what, Bobby?

    He's right. I would.

    But I ignore him, see! Because you lads - with your constant piss-taking - have made me abandon that chubster. I've shut him out in the cold. If it doesn't throb when I pump it, I'm not interested.

    I don't know if you can understand that?
     
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  10. brb

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    HiaG just asked me to upload this picture of him from my phone, being unduly and harshly treated by not606 members...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Weird Fish clothing is available in Debenhams and they do all sizes - even XXXl for you
     
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  12. Tobes

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    They sell that **** in Millets.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    No question that you were the bigger man Quents .. despite Gimli's predictable protestations to the contrary ... but we'll done to you and Weightwatchers ...

    On a different topic, I would strongly advise you against sharing your personal information on the internet, mate ... you never know who is out there <ok>
     
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  14. People who want to hire a band, or a lawyer, perhaps?
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I'm just relieved that whoever did dox HIAG stopped short of revealing his secret herbs and spices flour coating recipe... <laugh>
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    He's got a short memory <whistle>
     
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  17. Quesadaad

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    Only the cool kids post pics of themselves on a footie forum.
    FACT
     
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  18. brb

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    Are you registered as in LLP, not a sex offender, asking for a friend <ok>
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Bullying seems to be your latest obsession ... was it because the little kids always got bullied at your school?

    As for me .. neither bullied or a bully ... sorry to steal your thunder again petal .
     
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