Essentially all roads lead to the boozer.. Sunny go to the pub sit outside. Raining; may as well go to the pub as can’t do anything else. Cold, go to the pub and sit by a log fire. Feeling happy; go out get pissed Feeling pissed off; cure yourself by going to the pub.
What else are we meant to do? I’m bored ****less. Highlight of my morning is the four dumps I’ve had.
I don’t eat breakfast other than the weekend. Just had some butchers sausage, ****ty also bacon waffles and fried eggs. No beans. Though I did essentially have a breakfast for my tea the other night.
I played. It's our open week and today is the medal. Pissed down on and off, dropped one shot on the front nine and then had a ****ing quintuple bogey 10 on the tenth! **** sake. Head went, two bad decisions. Ordinarily I'd then throw my toys out of the pram but I birdied 11 and steadied the ship. Best round I've had all year, take the ten out I only dropped 3 other shots. Currently sit 3rd on the leader board. Good form to take into tour weekend. Now having a can of Cruzcampo watching the final test. Off to rugby this evening, which promises to be boring as ****.
Your mention of TK Maxx made me look at the site for the first time in beards. Got carried away and I’m holding you responsible when she clocks the account.
Should have been home hours ago. Just been helping out at the scene of a bad accident on my way home. Two cars head on collision, one ended up in a hedge. Got there seconds after the crash, one girl standing in the road screaming but not injured. Saw the other car in the hedge and thought I was going to find bodies. A couple of them had managed to climb out but one girl was in the back screaming. I could see that she had broken and dislocated her ankle as it was pointing the other way. Thankfully somebody else had stopped by now and called an ambulance and fire brigade. We managed to get her out and get her away from the car which was smoking from the bonnet. Turned the ignition off and got all the casualties clear. Did a quick triage and stayed with the girl with the broken ankle, the other two were crying and complaining about various pains. Just kept an eye on them until other people stopped. The other car driver was okay, somebody stayed with her. Only just left now once the fire brigade and paramedics turned up and took over. Bit of a scene. Gonna have a beer now ..
