What a difference a week makes!

9 days, actually.

216 little hours. 219, to be precise, since I was last on here and since my last shred of Newcastle related news.

Just got back from my week in isolation, trying to catch up on all the news.

So... Davide Santon () + Rob Elliot in? (zzzz) Joey Barton out? (booooo) 2-1 wins over Scunny and Fulham. (Nicely done) We've got Forest next in the cup (which I will be going to).. and **** all happened on deadline day? No striker, lovely (gutted). Pardew's been charged (what for?)


Is that everything? Have I missed anything substantial? My brain is sleep deprived at the minute... And I can hardly work a keyboard, my typing is atrocious...


How's not606 been? Missed your favourite newly appointed moderator, I should hope?



edit; Oh, and I missed a cracking MOTD courtesy of the Manc teams? 8-2 and 5-1 over the Londoners? Bloody hell

 

You missed lots of AH is gay jokes

He was charged for talking about Howard Webb and suggesting that Webb might be harsh on Barton for being Barton

 

Think you have just about covered everything

Pardew got charged for comments he made before the Sunderland game saying he hopes the ref refs the game as neutral - pathetic how he is getting wrong for that

 

Gathered all the AH jokes would come out as soon as I turned my back!

And that's daft about the charges, but **** it. What are the charges anyway? Doubt it's owt serious, surely?

I'm back about 5 days earlier than I had planned. Not slept and been moving my stuff from one house to another constantly since I got back from Leeds. Staying at my parents house as I'm now skint and they have internet, and we don't, and I was getting withdrawal symptoms from a lack of NUFC news!

Cheers lads

 

Yes, that was a bit special. Gooners were calling for Arsene's head but he said he won't walk. Nice bit of compen in it for him if he gets the bullet.

PS. There was one or two jokes that you would have appreciated too!

 

Match of the day 2s on iplayer so that should solve one of your problems if you still want to see it

 

What I wanna know is, who has reported Pardew on these comments?

 

Much like you did on this forum

Welcome back mate

 

everyone has turned gay http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/44014-Is-Newcastle-the-most-handsome-team-in-the-league/page9

 

I'm pretty sure the FA have said that no managers should make comments on the ref before the game

 

Yeah, but who was gonna know unless someone from the team told people outside the dressing room.

 

So what's new?

 

Ah i thought he said it in a press conference

 

Any good jokes out there then ha?

And I will be sitting in the Forest end most likely, unfortunately! Going with a Forest mate I think and he'll be picking up the tickets. He reckons Forest will get destroyed though, which is nice.

Anyone go to Leeds? (Or Reading) The amount of Toon shirts I saw was absolutely crazy! Far far more than any other team. Gutted I didn't take mine!
I know PhilThompsonsNose went to Leeds (didn't see you in ya pink morph suit, sorry!!) and beardface went to Reading? But dunno about anyone else!

 

Stupid rule, if thats the case then why should journalist like Woolnough be allowed to make a beeline for a player.

 

There were quite a few of us that went to one or the other. Didn't see too many toon shirts at Reading but we got one of the biggest cheers when the announcer read out the scores on Sunday

 

Q. Who put the **** in Scunthorpe?

A. AH isn't in Scunthorpe, he's in Lincoln.

 

Leeds was literally streaming with them, felt so proud haha.
Aye remember quite a few on here saying they were off but couldn't remember who like!

 

Isn't he in Manchester, he is originally from Lincoln - How are Lincoln doing in the Blue Square Premier? I remember having a convo with you about how Northampton and Lincoln were both on the edge of going down and Northampton succeeded (but are doing even worse this season Gary Johnson for the sack please)

 

He's at his parents at the moment, that means he's in Lincoln.