Ok... Now we've all got that off our chests... Now what?

How about a good old questionnaire?

1. What are you most glad about now the transfer window is closed?

2. What are you most looking forward to seeing this year?

3. Where do you think we'll be in the league by the next transfer window?

4. How would you kill someone... Let's say they were called, for instance, and this is just off the top of my head... "Mike Ashley"? (purely hypothetical of course, but if he ever dies at the hands of something other than an overly battered fish or a calorie infested pastry, we'll remember... Won't do anything, but we'll remember)...

5. Who is your favourite player in the squad at present?


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I'd go for...

1. Obviously that Barca decided against/couldn't find the funds to finalise a move for Perchinho... But mainly that we still have Tiote!

2. The clean sheet at St James' vs The Mackems... Bendtner... Hahahaha

3. 8th

4. I'd get OJ to do it... Not that he would... He definitely wouldn't... But you can ask him to tell you how he almost certainly wouldn't do it if he had the opportunity, and of course...a motive... Not that he will ever have one... OJ? Wouldn't hurt a fly... Unless the fly took his sports ****...

5. Tiote and Stevie Taylor...

 

How about a good old questionnaire?

1. What are you most glad about now the transfer window is closed?
No worries about us losing Tiote and Colo...till jan.

2. What are you most looking forward to seeing this year?
Hatem Ben Arfa FINALLY stringing some games together.

3. Where do you think we'll be in the league by the next transfer window?
January? Around 12-15th

4. How would you kill someone... Let's say they were called, for instance, and this is just off the top of my head... "Mike Ashley"? (purely hypothetical of course, but if he ever dies at the hands of something other than an overly battered fish or a calorie infested pastry, we'll remember... Won't do anything, but we'll remember)...
**** in his mouth until he chokes to death.

5. Who is your favourite player in the squad at present?
Yohandsome Cabaye, I'm more than a little bit Cabaye-Curious Close call with Colo though!

 

1-Didn't loose anyone i wasnt expecting to

2-Ben Arfa (and Bendner missing thousands of chances for sunderland)

3-7th-15th

4-

just seemed appropriate (apart from the approval, more of hatred)


5-Saylor/Krul/Cabaye

 

1. What are you most glad about now the transfer window is closed?
Santon & Cabaye

2. What are you most looking forward to seeing this year?
Santon & Cabaye

3. Where do you think we'll be in the league by the next transfer window?
Around 9th/10th

4. How would you kill someone... Let's say they were called, for instance, and this is just off the top of my head... "Mike Ashley"? (purely hypothetical of course, but if he ever dies at the hands of something other than an overly battered fish or a calorie infested pastry, we'll remember... Won't do anything, but we'll remember)...
Alexander the Great killed Batis after the Seige of Gaza by carving holes in his achilles tendons, feeding rope through the holes and dragging him behind a Chariot at high speed accross cobbled pathways. That sounds like a pretty disturbing way to kill somebody.

5. Who is your favourite player in the squad at present?
Cabaye

 

1. What are you most glad about now the transfer window is closed?
We didn't get Carlton Cole

2. What are you most looking forward to seeing this year?
Cabaye

3. Where do you think we'll be in the league by the next transfer window?
**** knows, depends on injuries

4. How would you kill someone... Let's say they were called, for instance, and this is just off the top of my head... "Mike Ashley"? (purely hypothetical of course, but if he ever dies at the hands of something other than an overly battered fish or a calorie infested pastry, we'll remember... Won't do anything, but we'll remember)...
Use him as a sponge to clean the massive SPORTS DIRECT sign off the gallowgate, untill he was worn down to nothing.

5. Who is your favourite player in the squad at present?
Cabaye

 

1. What are you most glad about now the transfer window is closed?
Jonas, Colo and Tiote were not sold, and we brought Cabaye and Santon

2. What are you most looking forward to seeing this year?
Ben Arfa back, and Cabaye and Santon

3. Where do you think we'll be in the league by the next transfer window?
8th/9th

4. How would you kill someone... Let's say they were called, for instance, and this is just off the top of my head... "Mike Ashley"? (purely hypothetical of course, but if he ever dies at the hands of something other than an overly battered fish or a calorie infested pastry, we'll remember... Won't do anything, but we'll remember)...
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Mike Ashley tried to wash his own “balls” in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix. Ashley managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine while Ashley’s scrotum was in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Ashley, who immediately passed beyond his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Ashley, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and it turned out that the scrotum was the weakest link. Ashley’s scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever, remaining in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened beyond recovery as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Ashley broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and he was using to balance himself. Ashley was then savagely beaten to death with his broken golf club.

5. Who is your favourite player in the squad at present?
Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Santon, Jonas, Tiote, Krul, Vuckic and Saylor.