Fùcking French Fùckers

Emm the queen disne have a yacht. The old wan is parked at Edinburgh and ST gives tours on it 6 times a day.

 

He always starts on the poop deck

 

Then examines the portholes

 

It's too busy , it's overflowing with seaman

 

Love Paris, just a shame it is filled with smelly, arrogant, obnoxious, obstreperous Parisienne ****s. Even the frogs that don't live in Paris hate the ****s. And that is a fact.

 

That's us ****ed then, if Iceland starts another cod war.

 

TBF There is an agreement in place to leave the ****ing scallops alone for certain times to allow the stocks to recover. Unfortunately because we are a right wing nation obsessed by cash our fleet broke the agreement and fished.

I like France

ftp

 

I like scallops.

 

The E.U has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country after Brexit.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.

 

****in yaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss

 

Aye?

Probably true but once we get rid of the sponging Nigel the EU will be paying top dollar for all our oil and fish.

We gonne be rich I tells ya.

 

The porridge dancers will not like this one iota

 

Porridge wogs raging ...

 

no ****ing wonder, can you even blame the ****s?

 

The agreement is only for French boats though. Does my mate, Mick, have to be worried about his simpleton crown being swiped away from him?