Just seen that the red slippers from The Wizard of Oz have been found after they were stolen 15 years or so ago. Am I the only person on the planet that has never seen The Wizard of Oz?
Hey guys, I'm sorry to bug you again but I need one more dude or dudette to join the Not 606 NFL Fantasy League. I've had to put the draft back to 10pm tonight, please join even if you have no interest in playing it, just to help us make up the numbers and then you'd need never look at it again. We only need one team. http://fantasy.nfl.com/registration/privateleaguejoin Please click that then enter the following details: League ID: 6356246 League Password: not606
My old man bike is poorly and is at Halfords for repairs. That means she is away for 7 days and I’ve been so good recently, making sure I’ve been out on her 5 days a week. I’m going to miss her. Wife bought me a Garmin watch thingy for my birthday and the App is ace; gives me graphs and everything, showing me just how slowly I go up those hills Need to find a mate with a bike to borrow.
I’ve got one in my shed, you can borrow. Can you collect from the Costa Blanca? Will buy you a beer if you can. Just got out of a packed swimming pool.
I am thinking of getting a job in a Mirror factory . I can see myself doing that . I have the memory of an Elephant . I remember seeing one last week .
A woman is sat at her husband’s funeral, when a man leans in and says “Do you mind if I say a word?” “Go right ahead” she replies. “Plethora”, he says. “Thanks,” the woman smiles. “It means a lot”.
I've got a joke about a monorail It's a one liner. The other day I bent down to pick up a sieve and strained myself. My ambition is to go to the four corners of the earth planting horse chestnuts. It's my plan to conker the world The man who invented the bandwagon has died. He's being buried with 2000 other people on Tuesday.
I might have got the wrong end of the stick, but are the two ees in the word bee actually silent letters?
