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Off Topic Grooming.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 3, 2018.

  1. That's decent stuff, Commie.
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    This isnt the gay thread Hiag <bubbly>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It was that or Boss. But I preferred body shaped one. It smells nice.
     
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  4. Aye, it does.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    I'll PM you the link and remind you next week.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    And the week after.
     
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  7. Chief

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    Good story though, eh?
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Riveting, I almost read past the first few words.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My beard is awful, even worse since I got a couple of spots of alopecia in it, so no point doing anything with it but keep it short.

    My hair gets the treatment every 2-3 weeks though, usually a 0.5 high fade with the top textured forward and longer at the front. Takes the barber about 45 mins.

    I'd have a low fade but I've got too many grey hairs in the sides of my head.
     
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    Burley had done the deed and ordered. :biggrin:
     
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    Shave the beard, I know a good razor that'll do the job. :biggrin:
     
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  12. I keep my hair very close-cropped.

    I'm thinking of having Poch's portrait etched on one side and the Hurrra's on the other. Stylist reckons it will take a couple of hours.

    What do you reckon, Tel?
     
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  13. Burly Hurley

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    Grass!

    <whistle>
     
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  14. BigFox

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    I use a Percy Nobleman beard balm from Amazon on my beard - isn't greasy and doesn't make me smell like a carpenter because seemingly all other beard products smell of sandlewood.

    The only other thing that I swear by are Kent combs - I used cheap plastic combs all my life but bought one of them from Timpsons and they are so much better.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Go for it mate.
     
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  16. I have one of those expensive wooden combs.

    It took me ages to invest in it, but it's a purchase for life, and well worth it .
     
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  17. Thanks, mate.

    Somehow I knew you would understand.
     
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  18. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You've got less hair than me Hiag.

    I'd have thought a fork would be enough ;)
     
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    I haven't used a hair brush in 20 years, but I do have a full head of hair. Just run the auld fingers through it. I'd rather not deal with hair at all, but I look like a death camp inmate if I shave it
     
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  20. Chief

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    Alright Vern?
     
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