I was going to retort, but I'm conscious of the fact that Bambi will be frotting himself into a raw frenzy, so I am going to resist.
I can explain the "Bambi" reference very easily. After his mother was shot by hunters, Bambi was lost and alone in the forest, innocent and afraid of what lay beyond the trees, yet content to remain so. That's Fossey, that is. Now, as regards Quentin... Bambi has never been able to explain it, despite the fact that I regularly ask him to. He has this recurring erotic fantasy about these two (clearly overtly) gay characters - Quentin and Rupert - who Bambi places into all manner of sexually compromising situations, invariably ending up with one of them "accidently" shoving his sausage into the other's cinnamon ring. There is a vague hint of "1930s public school" about the entire fantasy. How any of that relates, in the slightest, to me, one can only guess, as there is nothing remotely gay about me.
Anyway, lads... I'm kicking back with a Tommy Dakin, with a mint and cucumber tonic, ice, and freshly sliced limes and lemon.
I get my hair cut every 3weeks.. I always used to be clean shaven, but now as I work in a giant fridge I usually can't be bothered as usually just look like an unshaven tramp. Although when I do have a day off and a shave, I use a splash off that ****y French aftershave in the shape off a body, jean Paul gaultier I think its called.
