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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 3, 2018.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You wanna buy a razor?
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Haven’t used a razor for about 15 years. I use an electric shaver. Wet shaving always made my neck look like I’d rubbed it with sandpaper. Tried different razors, different gels foams oils. All made it the same.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My father in law is like that can't use a wet razor. I'm the opposite and can't use the electric ones.
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Took a while to find an electric one I liked .. those foil ones don’t agree with me. The ones with the three spinning thingies seem to work.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Try the politics thread mate.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    @HarryTipper?
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Why is that what they talk about on there?? Always avoided that thread like the plague.
     
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  8. Number 1 Jasper

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    Where on earth is he ???
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I've read your PM and considered it but considering I use a pack of Gilette, the best a man can get, blades every year, tops, is it really worth it?

    Traditional safety razor, blades, hot water and a good quality shave oil is all that's required.

    I use Brisk oil and wax (if it's ever long) on the beard. Boots sell it, good stuff.

    What about hair? You all seem to be bald or balding? I've got all my hair, no signs of losing it. Sorry chaps.

    It's a bit salt and pepper but that's good actually, the chicks dig it. Affinage Mode dry mud is the product of choice.

    A product is what you use when you have hair, guys. <ok>
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Dorset iirc.
     
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  11. Head and Shoulders for me, son.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Does anyone else like chicks products for hair and body wash and ****?

    Much better than half the mens ****e imo.
     
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  13. I prefer the wife's Sure to the men's version.
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Not sure licking them would taste too good, mate.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I haven't got hair on my shoulders dude but you could try waxing?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Weirdly, I also use my Mrs's Sure.

    Way better then all the men's specific stuff.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>


    Don't knock it 'till you've tried it...
     
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  18. I like to "wash and go, " Chief.
     
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  19. This can be the one thing that we have in common.

    I feel like we've finally bonded.
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    No I mean as in posting on here . Though I suspect you knew that <whistle>
     
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