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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    I take it you are here all week ..................... can you recommend the veal?
     
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    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Go down that particular rabbit hole and you're coming back out with syphilis.
     
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Funniest thing I've read in ages, Jim. The notion of you writing a book :)
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh dear, Malice in Sunderland.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Imagine if instead of Blumderwoman.... there was Sunderwoman.... what would she look like?

    Bin bag for a cape?
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Face it Albert, you're getting the horn ;)
     
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    At the moment i’d **** a dolphins blow hole or a crack in the pavement :)
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Bit of a drought, is it? Been there enough times...
     
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    Half of a consett has man :afro:
     
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    Mexit




     
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  14. Judge Death

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    see our 6 fingered brethren don't get the international break....

    Hawaaayyyy Fleetwood Town :1980_boogie_down:

    Fleetwood Mac(kems)?
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye, I was wondering about this today, did any of the third tier Danish mackem players...if there are any...get picked for the makeshift Danish team...given that they were picked from the third division? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear
    Makems 0-1 joey Barton
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> ha ha give that man Joey a cigar...
     
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    Fleetwood :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Barton has been wumming the unwashed. A reporter apparently said to him after the game that there were 29,000 there... he replied that NUFC would have had 30,000. :)

    06CC5A0A-4798-42BB-B0E7-9BA6D93ACE13.jpeg
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

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    Eeee lad! What's he like? The lovable scamp!
     
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