Mick, I think this may be what's causing the problems to the site. I think I have a solution though..... CAN ALL THE GUESTS PLEASE **** OFF, YOU'RE BREAKING OUR SITE!!
Tina, it's your particular brand of psychotic humour that is responsible for all these guests. If you type "pre-menstrual" into Google it auto-completes as "post-menstrual tina on not 606".
I've just put a code change in which blocks guests from viewing the forums when the server gets under too much pressure, and tells them to log in