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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 3, 2018.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not what you think, I'm not talking Rochdale or online or owt, I'm talking about your gay man routine.

    I go to the barber's about once every four weeks, have the (sick?!?) fade and fancy shave, all trimmed and looking the bomb.

    Not had a full clean shave for a number of years but when shaping the face hair I use traditional safety razor with a Gillette blade. Oil pre shave, not foam.

    I like a nice clinique face product and moisturiser and use an occasional oil on the beard, which I trim myself using the waal.

    What do you bufties do to look half decent?

    What's your fave scent? Or are you a bunch of slovenly fat boys?

    No swearing please.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @Skylarker will try and sell you some razors once he reads this.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    PM me if you want in, I use Cornerstone and it's very good. You get a starter offer and I get some credit as well. Genuinely very good though.

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    It's me not Sky.
     
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  4. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Grade 5 all over, once a month.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    It's not a great thread, but suicide's a bit much.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Shave my hair once every 2-3 weeks...grade zero

    Takes me around 40 minutes to sort my facial hair out the way I want it...normally once a week. A grade 2 stubble..and a goatee which is probably like a 5. I'm still on the blue disposable Gillettes for the clean shaving bits and dont like the ones with rotating heads...what a gimmick. You want gimmicks then you need to chat to Luv.

    Use a recently acquired Wahl trimmer to sort my hair and beard

    Afterwards I like to put a splash of Nivea Men's after shave balm on my face.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I only shave little bits, most is trimmed at best.

    How much is this stuff?
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Lol mug
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So the deal is you'll get £10 off your first order by using the link I'll PM you so it'll be £4 You'll have to check but I think you get the handle 6 blades and some shaving foam/gel.

    Up to you then you can order what you want when you want and the blades come in 6 packs and are £14

    There are loads of products though and they are all very good, I've been using it for about 18 months.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    @Chief

    I did this for £4 then cancelled the deal, no questions asked. Best razor I've used and you get your initials engraved on it.

    Excellent deal. Each blade has a trimming edge if you turn it round, so perfect for beards. Great deal tbh, and Luvvy gets a tenner for recommending it to you.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Called it <ok>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I get loads from them because of the referrals I do, they are really good service wise if you keep using them.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    They're great razors tbf.

    I'm still on the original pack of blades. Ordered it about 6 months ago?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Beard trimmer 0.5 on Me face, only clean shave for court

    **** boy do on top
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Wanna buy a razor?
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Save your breath this ****er is like a yeti and he lives in a cave with his dog. Doesn't own a TV ffs.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Maybe he'll buy a dog razor?
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Pm me the link mate. I hate paying a bloody fortune for blades!
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

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    Only a Scouser would make this comment! <laugh>
     
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