look like a bit of a prick with one eyebrow half the size of the other should i shave em both off completely, or will i look even more of an oddity?
Pencil it in. If you go onto one of those cancer care websites, they tell women how to pencil in their eyebrows when they lose them to chemo. I'm sure the same works for clowns like yourself
hahaha jordon, dont shave them off! you'll look like a ****phile, atleast this way you only look like a chav, which is almost as bad ! Almost being key word
Just hit yourself on said eyebrow with a blunt instrument, like a rolling pin or mallet. The cut will obscure the loss of eyebrow. When the cut heals, just repeat
This happened to me at a party once when I was younger, although I've never done it to myself ... what happened?
You could cut some of your pubes off and superglue them on or if your a bit pervy stick some of your partners pubes on or if your really pervy stick a strangers pubes on.SAE to Not606?
How can you mistake two small pieces of hair on your face for a giant piece of hair on your head??? ... unless of course you are one of these eyebrows attached to hair and beard characters
Die your hair orange, get a feathercut, and you'll look like David Bowie circa 1973. It worked for him.