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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii willll alwaaaaaaaaaaays loooooooooooove yoooooooooooooou
     
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  2. Killa_Kam

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    I Penuro so I hate a snake, rat, or a pig
    I pop sh...it cuz I'm the second best, the first was jigg
    Y'all niggaz is sonned out, let me speak to your father
    Cuz I like to play chess and I swing the revolver
    If I don't like a nigga, I don't even be bothered
    I spit, I'm just a crooked nigga goin legit
    You hold your nine if you holdin a brick
    Common sense, that drama, you hit the Bahamas, get bent
    L.O.X. get respect like Sunny from Bronx Tale
    Us and DMX, the Ruff Ryder cartel
    Thirsty to live all y'all niggaz eager to die
    I tell all my niggaz ride
    You won't leave with a dime, motherfu...ckers
     
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  3. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;Gy5Ncdn8l0A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5Ncdn8l0A&feature=related[/video]
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Skylarker is an abject liar. Even though I don't know who he is, I can assure you I'm not this nohlman person. I have only ever had one username either on here or old 606, and with respect to my IP (whatever that is) I'm sure my friends the mods can back up these facts.

    I am the victim of a vile libelous assault by someone who is clearly on powerful psychoactive drugs, and is a libertine to boot. He flirts with all and sundry in a disgusting and lewd fashion, and his filth knows no depths. Many peopl on here can pay testament to this.

    I am not, nor have ever been nohlman. The only thing I don't understand, is why this unprecedented assault was precipitated merely becausr I went onto the united board to try and stimulate a bit of sadly lacking banter on ours. I succeeded, and this is what I get for it.

    I demand a full and unambiguous retraction, or I will have no recourse that to seek legal advice at the highest.

    PS Oh and the manc who posted RHC = Gary Barlow. I'll find you and I'll rip your f..king spine out. That's 10 on the Richter Scale of insults. <grr>
     
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  5. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Lex don't want none.....

    [video=youtube;wPRI5Pif7d8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPRI5Pif7d8&feature=related[/video]
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Nice to see you haven't lost your sense of humour nohlman <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ok outside in the carpark ya fat dancer!
     
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  8. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    I would also like to point out that I have been accused of something similar. I do not in any shape or form know who this KPR person is, and I would like people to refrain from calling me such a name. I hope I have made myself clear.
     
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  9. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Or what? <devil>
     
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  10. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    I will get very very angry <grr>
     
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  11. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    You won't like him when he is angry
     
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  12. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    I don't like him when he's not <laugh>
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The big question is -

    Has pansy boy (RHC) calmed down yet?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's all this rap crap? I'm gone for 20 minutes and this board descends into nonsensical chaos. How about:

    Charlie Freak had just one thing to call his own,
    Three weighed ounce pure golden ring, no precious stone.
    Five nights without a bite,
    No place to lay his head,
    And if nobody takes him in he'll soon be dead.

    Part missing line
    I heard him hail
    In a plot of frozen space he told his tale.
    Poor man, he showed his hand, so righteous was his need,
    And me so wise I bought his prize for chicken feed.

    New found cash soon makes to smash a state of mind.
    Close inspection fast revealed his favourite kind.
    Poor kid he overdid, embraced a spreading haze,
    And while he sighed his body died in fifteen ways.

    When I heard I grabbed a cab to where he lay.
    Round his arm the plastic tag read DOA.
    Yes Jack, I gave it back,
    The ring I could not own.
    Now come my friend I'll take your hand and lead you home.

    A prize for the first person to tell me who wrote those lyrics. If you do know, you clearly love music of the very highest quality.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Steely Dan.
     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Steely Dan


    ..and it's ****!


    and I do know about music


    which is more than i can say about you Gary!
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What's my prize RHC?
     
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  18. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    errr think we'll have to share it my good fella, or one of us could get custody at weekend school holidays and bank holidays
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah you do know something about music and that sweet f--k all.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who the f..k's Gary, you weirdo mentalist? I had severe worries about you from the first time you posted. Is that a £1.50 or £2 bag of cips you've got on each shoulder?
     
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