There once was a day that players would choose Leeds over many others, not any longer. All ****ing pre season I have longed for a decent signing only for the clubs web site to tell us we were beaten to them on deadline day give me a break.
He also saved us when he bought us off those horrible anonymous Forward Sports Fund rapscallions from the Cayman Islands, heroically shielding us from international enemy of LUFC David Conn. THREE TIMES he's saved us and this is how you lot repay him?!
I just had a plan for how to save Leeds United from this cretin. I'm going to need to kidnap him though. I will then charge £10 a go to kick, punch, whatever to him. I will use the money I get to buy Leeds United, and the rest of it I'll use to buy out Microsoft.
Ken is starting to remind me of a bearded geography teacher hanging around the boys changing rooms with a lascivious smirk on his face.