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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think the joke is "fork handles" not "fork fingers"
     
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    monacoger, Aug 31, 2018
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ose
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fûck off ****** lover.
     
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    Tina., Aug 31, 2018
  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Would you like Chelski or the Arse?

    POT 1: Sevilla, CHELSEA, Arsenal, Zenit St. Petersburg, Bayer Leverkusen, Dynamo Kiev, Besiktas, RB Salzburg, Olympiacos, Villarreal, Anderlecht, Lazio

    POT 2: Sporting Lisbon, Ludogorets, FC Copenhagen, Marseille, Celtic, PAOK, AC Milan, Genk, Fenerbahce, Kuban FC Krasnodar, Astana, Rapid Wien

    POT 3: Real Betis, Qarabag, BATE, Dinamo Zagreb, RB Leipzig, Eintracht Frankfurt, Malmö FF, Spartak Moscow, Standard Liège, FC Zürich, Girondins de Bordeaux, Stade Rennais

    POT 4: Apollon Limassol, Rosenborg, Vorskla Poltava, Slavia Prague, Akhisar Belediyespor, FK Jablonec, AEK Larnaca, Videoton (or whatever they’re called these days), Rangers, F91 Dudelange, Spartak Trnava, Sarpsborg 08
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Aye, but at least my skin isn't falling off, Singing Detective.
     
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  6. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Sellik signed a defender yet?
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    On the verge of signing some Leicester player on loan.

    Gives you an insight into how ridiculous the EPL is that Leicester signed a CB for £13m and don't actually need him because they have a surfeit of CBs at the club. Still, if it benefits Celtic I'm not going to complain (although I probably will).
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Aug 31, 2018
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Morelos off to Kiev for 7 million

    Sauces confirmed
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, some people call it a spoon.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2018
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And my nurse looks **** all like Joanne Whalley <grr>

    Thank **** I don't have diabetes or life wouldn't be worth living.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    Ooh Joanne Whalley. No wonder Michael Gambon creamed himself every rub down.

    She was stunning in 1986!!
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Michael Gambon is a shirt lifter so I’m guessing this chick is one for @bayernkenny ?
     
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  13. Tina.

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    Gambol eats his steak and chips with a spoon and a sippy cup <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Aug 31, 2018
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Chicken?
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Either or.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fuddy puts it in the blender for me. <ok>

    At home I have to resort to tinned baby food. The tins are opened by my kindly neighbour.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2018
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  17. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Punched lasagna

    Lol. Mind that? Who made hat up again?
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh> remember it well mate, one of my best ones <ok>
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Jiffy breaks cover.

    No surrender .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 31, 2018
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