Match Day Thread We're playing Nottingham Forest Apparently

But remember we don't want to actually go through

 

Only if we lose. Then "I wasn't bothered about the cups this season, so we can concentrate on the league".

 

Looking at the stats on BBC ,7 shots each with Forest 5 on target and us NONE on target,really?

 

Not sure how we have had 7 shots!

 

Haha! Fecking classic strike from Cher

 

This is piss poor. I'm not sure the players know what they're supposed to be doing. They just look up and ping the ball away every time, in the most ridiculous fashion.

Muto looks well below premier league standard for me. So glad we replaced Mitrovic with him.

 

Loving that fat mouthy forest player. Thought he was called Heckler for a bit, which would have been an apt name

 

Where were we when Forest were signing this Gil Diaz - looks quality!

 

Feel sorry for Sterry and Lobby - they look around at the regulars and thinking "WTaF"

 

Has Ashley cut the purchase of footballs out of the training budget or something? The players' first touches and ball control is appalling at the moment.

 

1/2 cups gone and we're still in ****ing August!

Add another trophyless year to the tab lads

 

Tell you who we're missing this season, Merino. Worst piece of business was swapping him for Ki. No point having Mitro in this team, only crosses I've seen that he coukd get on the end of were already scored by Jos.

 

9 shots,none on target!

 

You was honestly hoping for a trophy this season?

 

Has Murphy had a touch of the ball yet?

 

The league is still mathematically possible!

 

Hoping? Absolutely...


I don't think as a Newcastle fan the level of expectation has ever really changed, even when we had some good sides - zip, zero, nada

 

Good play between Lobby and Sterry!

 

We’re a shambles.

 

Great ball from Ki. I wonder how such a world class player will fair against Gundogan, Sterling, the Silvas et al...