Len Johnrose: 'I'm not afraid of dying' - ex-player on living with motor neurone disease - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45268203 Harrowing story that puts things in perspective......
After the Internet banter arising from the Man Utd game about Moura, I thought the following mods would result in a better song for him ... When your team's wearing red, and he leaves you for dead, that's our Moura. And before you can fret, he puts the ball in your net, that's our Moura.
Now that the football is out of the way, the big question everyone is asking is how bad is the version of Gimme Gimme Gimme by Cher. Or i should say a duo of Cher and Autotune. It's even worse than her version of Fernando. Basically though I'm just confused about how Cher has got to her current position of celebrity royalty. What has she actually done? You can tell when she goes on a chat show it's so reverential. And when you hear her turn up to film Mamma Mia it was all about "OMG, Cher's on the set..." and this is a film with Meryl Streep in it, a person significantly more worthy of respect. It's almost as if her marketing / publicity people suddenly said to themselves "I've got a new wheeze, I'm going to pitch Cher like she's royalty" and everyone has bought it.
Just listened to it. It is spectacularly bad!!! This autotune may have been a gimmick once, but now it is covering the bits she cannot do anymore.
I have a ticket that I've already bought and paid for. Brilliant. I'm also confused about how much I've paid for it and why, as I just rushed through it to get it done.
Interesting development, as the FA backs safe standing proposals: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45341192
Cue the hand-wringing and shrieking of the word "HILLSBOROUGH!!!" as if that's a coherent argument in 3...2...1...