Sounds like every bloke on the planet though Stan. Nowt special about that. The rest of us are just grateful we've dodged a bullet while you're taking one for the team! Get's you brownie points on here
If that got suggested the answer would be ‘the look’ followed by a very long pause, followed by, “are you taking the piss?”
I'm lucky that my brother owns a 2nd property in the village where I live. He lives and works in Cardiff, so it's there for friends and family to come and stay in. Means I get to enjoy their company and then they can **** off back to their own place and cook their own dinner. Also means I can fart, burp and snore and walk around stark bollock naked without having to worry about bumping into my sister in law on the landing.
I work in what's now the biggest government building in London. It's great actually but every now and again you want to tell people to shut the **** up. By the end of the day I'm delighted to get back to the tube station as I usually get a seat (especially at this time of the year). I absolutely dread someone from the office being on the platform as I want to do the crossword or fall asleep (often both) rather than talk to them for another 40 minutes...
I have no interest in delving into me, **** that. Time spent reading a book though, or listening to records on my Jacks - that I love.
One of my colleagues lives on my route home and, as I drive to work when we're both on night shifts, I feel obliged to offer him a lift home if we're both signing out at the same time. Ruins my morning, that . I think he probably feels the same as me though, because he often finds a reason to say "no thanks", to the delight of us both. There's nothing wrong with the guy at all, btw, I'd just rather not talk about work to him or anyone else, and what else you gonna talk about with a colleague?
How many is that now? Condolences mate, I share your pain. You finished that conversion a few weeks early bruv, that would have given you the perfect ‘out’.
You need a mancave Stan. Bar, fridge, pool/snooker table, etc, etc, plus mattress, 5 bolt locks, alarm systems... You can hole up there for days!!
