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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Massimo Cellino, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. Massimo Cellino

    Massimo Cellino Active Member

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    Right. I've had just about enough of this moaning. I've already explained here what's happening with the squad and the East stand redevelopment. And still you complain.

    It's time to set the record straight. Ask all your questions in this thread and I'll do my best to give my answers in very short words.
     
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  2. Badger

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    Why do you persist in fobbing us off with your constant bullshit .... ??????

    now this could be good to hear
     
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  3. Massimo Cellino

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    It may be that you don't want to hear what I'm actually saying. Which bull excrement in particular are you referring to?
     
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    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    When can we look forward to you putting funds into the club so that SG can buy the plaers to get us out of this division?
     
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  5. Massimo Cellino

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    Please see my previous answer linked from the first post in this thread. I've covered it all in there already.

    And I'm starting to think "morons" might have been too kind...
     
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  6. Badger

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    Ok .... How about a bit of truth for once.

    1 .. how much did we get for max then ..??.

    2 .. Why were you prepared to let him go without a REAL fight to keep him with us.

    3 .. When was the las t time you went to the dentist because you really need to get our teeth sort Mr bates..They are awfull...:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Massimo Cellino

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    £2 million if St Etienne win the French championship this year. Considerably less if not.

    He wanted a long term contract on wages which would make your eye water. I could employ 10 extra staff in the north stand bars for what he wanted, and at least those guys bring in money.

    At my age one tends to worry less about appearance. Anyway, my dentist wanted to replace my lower teeth with titanium implants. You wouldn't believe how much that costs.
     
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  8. bigfatboab

    bigfatboab Well-Known Member

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    When the current investigation into your business dealings within the UK are completed and you are dealt with in the appropriate manner, what kind of prison food do you like and how do you like to be dealt with in the shower room?
     
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    you must be fed up with knobbin Grayson by now - who's next?
     
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  10. Massimo Cellino

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    I'm not worried. It's amazing how many things you can get away with which are against the spirit of the law but not actually against the law. That's why the only thing I've ever been happy to spend money on is tax lawyers and insolvency practitioners.

    You may have noticed that most of my assets are in the Cayman Islands, - a country with no extradition treaty with the UK. I can think of worse places to retire if it all hits the fan.
     
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  11. Massimo Cellino

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    I'm still quite happy with young Larry. He's doing a fantastic job of keeping the club very very stable.
     
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  12. bigfatboab

    bigfatboab Well-Known Member

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    So you are unaware of what the UK government has recently managed to carry out with other governments around the world, with regards to bank accounts of people who have businesses in the UK, I would suggest you read up quickly, as it's now in place.
     
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  13. Penshawdave

    Penshawdave Well-Known Member

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    1. Would you be prepared to take a lie detector test

    2. Would you believe the results

    3. When do you plan to retire

    4. How much money do you want to GO AWAY?
     
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  14. Massimo Cellino

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    Thankyou Boab. This thread is about you asking me questions. If I wanted financial advice like that I'd ask young Larry's Mrs, or an incontinent Macaque. For the record the Cayman Islands have made no such agreement, and even if they had, do you think I'd be stupid enough to keep assets in a bank account? Think anonymous discretionary trusts.
     
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  15. Massimo Cellino

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    Yes, as long as there are no questions about my relationship with young Larry's Mrs.

    Would you?

    I don't.

    Well, and £18 million gross profit did it last time. Shall we say £30 million adjusted for inflation?
     
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  16. bigfatboab

    bigfatboab Well-Known Member

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    Good to hear, I'll continue with the legal pursuit then. Yes, you heard me, I will, you know who I am and we dislike each other immensely. My aim now is to get you charged with various offenses and banned from operating any business in the UK, we are now very close to completion and you know it. Or do you?

    I met with Giovanni last week to discuss many things, including you and I got a hell of a lot out of it, perhaps he's not such a buddy!

    By the way, the real Bates can't string many words together via a computer, so enjoy the pretense!
     
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    Who IS giovanni BOB
     
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  18. bigfatboab

    bigfatboab Well-Known Member

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    The real Bates will know, a man who he likes to call a "friend", but as bent as he is.

    Got a few people to have some "special" chats with Patrick Murrin and Peter Boatman, very interesting.
     
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    Why do you allow that woman with the annoying screechy voice to do the jingles for Yorkshire Radio?
     
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  20. Massimo Cellino

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    She doesn't charge.

    Uuuurgh! My colostomy bag's burst. I'll have to go and find nurse to sort this out. Should be back about 5.
     
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