Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

Lucky we are not playing Augero and Silva

 

Can Luke Shaw give the DOF his dietitians phone number? Clearly he’s lost a few pounds this summer

 

We're all over the place defensively...... Gonna get punished for sure....

 

Said we should have gone for a bit of busparquet at the start.

 

We never seem to have fire up our arse when we visit OT

Weak

 

We're playing terribly. Pochettino needs to change something with the system.
I think we're using a 4-4-2 and it's not working, at all.

 

Kane plays the ball and gets booked

 

Kane pushed in the back, fouls and goes in the book.

 

****ing annoying that Kane got booked for that. You know this c*nt of a referree will send off one of our players it’s just so obvious

 

Smalling goes to ground a month early and still stops deli

 

Ffs Dele!!!!!

 

****'s sake. Alli's got to pass that. He had all day to pick out Kane. Poor.

 

Too selfish


Get fukt Alli

 

25 mins gone. 0 shots at goal

 

This is feckin' painful....

 

Lamela injured in the warm-up, apparently. Hamstring. Great...

 

Lucas bundled over in the box. Nothing given.

 

That was a clear penalty!!! FFS!!!

 

That's a blatant penalty. Joke.

 

Why do we seem to reserve our worst performances for Monday night games?