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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Aug 27, 2018.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    FFS <doh>
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    Skylarker, Aug 27, 2018
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Pretty extreme sticking your arm in a meat mincer, just so you can have a dolphin tattoo
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Probably got gang raped and beaten by dolphins and thought he'd get one on him to scare off future predators.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Female dolphins could be all smooth and silky.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wid
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I also know that the 6 inch banana slug can grow a penis like appendage up to 36 inches long... And duck vaginas are like mazes with different passageways.
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    No way I'm liking that post! <yikes><laugh>
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Do you not remember his duck penis thread?
     
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  9. Burly Hurley

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    No. Thankfully!!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I saw some banana slugs in Canada. I like bananas and I like slugs.
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    That slut is asking to be gang raped.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'd do the same to be fair <ok>
     
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  14. Burly Hurley

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    #METOO
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What a load of ****ing ****. I've swam with dolphins and they treated me like a gentleman. I never felt violated or in danger for a single second.

    Scummy people who write threads like this deserve to be called rapists themselves for calling innocent beings rapists. Boo
     
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  17. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you just ain't got what it takes to turn a dophin on. ;)

    Don't be offended by it. Just accept you're a one-species bloke <laugh>
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Dwarf toothless dolphins.
     
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  20. Matth_2014

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    I’m not in the mood, Grow up,
     
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