Fooking idiots, made me fumble around to try and find my cock, when i did find it i started hammering the keyboard with it and Village Bike was dead.
Sherlock and Holmes are the same person you complete tit ... but given that it's a post on the subject of sock accounts ...
You burned him bad Matth. That one about him claiming he wasn't rattled and you pointing out that you know when he's rattled because he runs to the mods, had him squealing like a pig mate. Go easy on him, he's still raging from Spurs bottling it over the weekend.
He’s already bottled a bet with @Tel over the game. So he can’t be feeling too confident. Either that or he lacks the Cajones.